May 2010
8 posts
Next Stop: Graduation Station
Why hello there Lexers. Tonight is the eve of most of our first graduations (unless you’re an alumni, which puts you one year older on the academic calendar). As we prepare to march on down those red bricks towards Lee chapel hoping that we won’t sweat out of whatever hair product we’re using, I can’t help but wonder what’s next. And it was when a friend of mine were talking about the next step...
Bejeweled, Bewitched, Bewildered
Why Hello there you Stay-Up-Laters. So it was just the other morning when a friend of mine and I were up late, watching trashy infomercials on TBN when one came on encouraging people to bedazzle their nether parts. According to a testimonial I read online later, 22% of women find it acceptable to va-jazzle… the lady version of be-jeweling. (in case you were wondering, the male version is to...
One Size Fits All
Why hello there Lexers. A week to go and yet everything still seems the same. Same pressure to pass, same parties happening, same everything. Well, Lexers, it was just the other day that a few friends of mine and I were talking size and we realized… there really should be a “do not fly” list on campus. Why? So that you don’t cake it hard core with someone only to unzip those “Lucky You” jeans only...
Lexington Blind Item: Private Dancer
Hello Lexers. How about a little hump day treat? Try to keep up… this one is a doozy. So the question is what graduating senior had relations with a 37 year old dancer from Roanoke? We’re all about turning Lex into Cougar Town so we’re not going to call foul on the play just yet. In fact, we didn’t consider this a remarkable fete until we learned about her family lineage. That’s right ladies and...
Ring Ring
Why hello there Lexers. A couple of friends of mine and I came up with a theory over afternoon beer the other day. You can tell the kind of person you want based on your cell phone preferences.
Think about it. If you’re looking for an all business all the time corporate type, you most likely have a black berry. If you’re into someone who’s more fun, laid back but could crack on you… iPhone...
Lexington Q&A
Why hello there Lexers. Before you go off and enjoy your weekends, I thought I’d address a couple of the questions that have been building up in the LATC mailbox. Here goes.
How do you feel about W&L being named the frattiest school in the country?
You know, let’s discuss this for a second. This school asked the Princeton Review to take us off of their list because we were #1 for...
Weekend To-Do List
Phi Psi Cockfight: There’s nothing like seeing a bunch of dicks dudes beat the crap out of each other. No matter who gets hurt here, those watching always win.
Arrested Development
Why hello there, Lexers. Sorry for the long hiatus. I’m going to be honest for a second— and for once— I was thinking about how I would let the blog go upon graduation. Would I give it away? Train someone? Phase it out? Then I thought… I’ll just quit. Cold turkey… like a crack head arrested on his third offense and sent to the pen. Done. And then something so...