Lexicon of the Week: WUM

Pronunciation: Rhymes with come.

Definition: Refers to a surprisingly large group of people (most likely Mormons, prudes and closet homosexuals too nervous to alert their girlfriends people with solid morals) who are saving themselves until they find the one they love. Does not include born again virgins. Often cited for doing all kinds of sexual acts short of the sexual act.

Etymology: Acronym of the phrase Waiting for Marriage.

Sentence: I can’t believe I’m hooking up with a WUM. Seriously, how lame is that?