Weekend To-Do List

Why Hello Lexers. While some will spend the weekend skiing, playing real life Grand Theft Auto or hoping their names don’t appear on a list I hear is being shopped to Lex Po, the rest of us will be taking up for charity. That’s right, Ladies and Gentleman, this weekend is the much anticipated Lipsync competition, a loosely veiled public service event than is most enjoyed under the influence, especially for we spectators. There aren’t many things that are more fun that sitting back, flask full, watching New Members “dance” to recent pop hits and embarrassing classics in the grimy Pavilion on a Friday night (I’m estimating the Gaga count at 3. Over/Under anyone?) all in the name of SARAH. For those who are craving some REAL dancing however, I hear there’s a pretty kickass dance show going on for the rest of the weekend at the Lenfest Center. And for those who simply can’t be satiated, there’s always the dance floor at Late Night, where you will never be gonged… unless, of course, you want to be. Have a fun and safe weekend Lexers!