A W&L Q&A

We here at LATC are constantly looking for ways to enhance your Lexington experience. It’s for this reason that we’ve taken our relationship expertise and applied to a number of semi-relationship related questions. Feel free to submit your own here or via facebook or email and check back every Tuesday to see if your questions have been answered. To get you started, below is the best question I heard this week and my expert response.

Question: Is it safe to drink the grain at parties?

Answer: Of course its safe. Some people like to say that its dangerous consuming from sources you aren’t too sure about, but I say you do it every day at the D-Hall. I mean, who really knows what goes into those meat balls? (Of course, its safe to assume that if meat balls come in the day after taco bar, then some excess taco meat has gone into the meat balls, but that’s neither here nor there). The fact is, you will rarely know what goes into your drink regardless of where you pick it up. Just the other day I was at the Palms and I’m fairly certain there was some fiberglass at the bottom of my pitcher. Did I survive it? I wouldn’t be here telling you I did if I didn’t. So I say go for it. When you’re at a party, no one wants to be that twat who is asking everyone exactly what was put into the trashcan. And besides? What’s the worst that can happen? A bad blackout? What doesn’t kill you or get you arrested only makes you stronger and keeps you off of the SJC watch list.