A Lexington Late Night Snack

Why hello there Lexers. Normally we’d wait until morning to make this post, as we here at Lex and the City believe in a good night’s sleep (You can’t ever be too rested for that drive to DC and Green Card meeting, right S. Bullitt?) however a very serious report has come to our attention. Allegedly, Lexers, there is a “significant” number of new herpes cases roaming around campus and we simply can’t rest silently. Now, last I checked Lexers, this wasn’t JMU. I think as a student body we should all proceed cautiously as to stop the spread of the gift that keeps on giving (especially this close to Valentines Day. Let’s focus on giving healthy gifts… like chocolates and flowers. Not STD’s). We’re hoping this incident is reminiscent of the wrestling team’s isolated case of 2008, but until we’re sure we urge everyone who has the virus that never goes away to stop by this website and we encourage those who don’t have the herpe to avoid everyone who does visit said website. Let’s all band together, ladies and gentleman, and tackle this sore upon our campus head on. Goodnight.