Weekend To-Do List: Down Under

Sure Fire Stop: Why hello there Lexers. For three years, I’ve been trying to finagle my way into as many formals as possible. After some crafty wheeling and dealing, my calling card to Kappa’s infamous Down Under was finally filled. This Saturday I will be joining those lovely ladies for what I only hope lives up to the legendary stories. Why as just a wee freshman, I remember the Sunday after Down Under, sitting in the pavilion and crafting FD decorations and thinking to myself: one day, I too will board the hot mess express to Charlottesville and enter a world were dignity is optional… it appears the dreams of a freshman sometimes do come true. So unless the KEWL firing squad finds me in my library hiding spot sometime before then, this Sunday morning, instead of crafting FD decorations, I plan to be detagging Facebook photos as if it’s my day job. Have a fun and safe weekend Lexers! And don’t forget, if you’re going to Love your body this weekend, please wash your hands afterwards.