Arrested Development

Why hello there, Lexers. Sorry for the long hiatus. I’m going to be honest for a second— and for once— I was thinking about how I would let the blog go upon graduation. Would I give it away? Train someone? Phase it out? Then I thought… I’ll just quit. Cold turkey… like a crack head arrested on his third offense and sent to the pen. Done. And then something so juicy came to my attention, I decided I couldn’t really do that, now could I. I feel like Whitney Houston— I just can’t say no. So here goes Lexers. A little ditty that hopefully gets you back in my good graces and lets LATC finish off on a high note.

So what LexPo officer is currently getting to know the student body even better than before? Our sources here at LATC tell us that someone is getting the good old fashioned frisk from one of Lexington’s finest on a regular basis. Of course we can’t tell you who the officer is, or even who the student, but let’s just say we don’t think Phi Delt will be getting any noise violations any time soon. Have a good day Lexers. Enjoy the sun, and come back later for a Weekend To-Do list.