Lexington Q&A

Why hello there Lexers. Before you go off and enjoy your weekends, I thought I’d address a couple of the questions that have been building up in the LATC mailbox. Here goes.

How do you feel about W&L being named the frattiest school in the country?

You know, let’s discuss this for a second. This school asked the Princeton Review to take us off of their list because we were #1 for beer and #2 for liquor (or something like that). We have a member of the faculty dating a fratstar… on the national scale! Duh we’re the frattiest school in the country. I don’t need some frattinghard poll to tell me that. With that said, am I glad that our partying ways have finally earned us some respect? Of course I am. I happen to have friends that snort go to SMU, and I have to say I was never worried about taking the crown. Good job W&L. Work hard. Play hard.

I called texted someone’s phone and then someone else replied back saying they’d left their phone there. This seemed sketchy to me. Is it just me?

No, it is not just you. That is by far one of the sketchiest things someone can do. Let’s be honest here. People lose their phones about as often as they lose their g-strings on this campus… it happens every other day. When the finder answers the losers phone to say “I have this person’s phone,” sketchiness has reached a whole new level. Who does that? In this day and age of sexting, you can’t afford to go through someone’s phone. You don’t know what you’ll find there. I’m sure this person thought they were being helpful, but being helpful includes these steps and these alone. 1. Shoot, I have this person’s phone. 2. Let me email this person. 3. Let me turn the phone off and wait for them to retrieve it.