One Size Fits All

Why hello there Lexers. A week to go and yet everything still seems the same. Same pressure to pass, same parties happening, same everything. Well, Lexers, it was just the other day that a few friends of mine and I were talking size and we realized… there really should be a “do not fly” list on campus. Why? So that you don’t cake it hard core with someone only to unzip those “Lucky You” jeans only to realize that you aren’t the lucky one… size does matter folks. So the as yet unofficial “do not fly” zone is a network of underfortunate undergrads with peckers too small to entertain. And even though the threat of being Ashleigh Scinta’d out of school is keeping us here at LATC from publishing the list on line, the fact of the matter fellows is that people do talk. And while I know for a fact can’t say that a solid two thirds of the list (which isn’t exhaustive by the way) isn’t taken up by closed minded and ignorant Phi Psis who may or may not live at Val Halla and other assorted homes, LATC will say it might be time to for you to lease a hummer. Or buy a big house. Or check out from Leyburn the complete history of Napoleon Bonaparte… Just to make yourselves feel better. With that said, ladies and gentlemen, have a great last week. Follow LexATC on Twitter for a daily dose of doozy.